"…is the reef. It's great. And it's a barrier. A barrier to the Continental Shelf. That motherfucker can be scary and it's important that the reef keeps Aussie protected. Kind of like a condom. So the Great Barrier Reef is like one huge condom for Australia."
Feel free to be the first
Please review the linked page for context.
If you can think of something better than this,
please add it to the database