"Son of a green wind.
Bitch queen of the toilet bowl,
Your gonads are like fantastic maracas.
You smell of Kurdistan
And your intellect is somewhere between mediaeval
And a cabbage
That has been left to populate
A regimental latrine.
Mix that with your eyelids!"
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