External Testes

a: External testes ~
b: beer fridges

What: External testes are like beer fridges: "The human, chimp and bonobo all have external testicles.... If you're the kind of guy who has a beer fridge, in the garage, you expect a party to happen at any moment and you need to be ready. That's what the external testicles are. They keep the sperm cells cool, so you can have frequent ejaculations." So if a guy doesn't keep a beer fridge in the garage, does that mean he's just not that into me?

Writer: Talia Amour
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Jun 7 2013 4:12 PM

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