"Diplomatic immunity is like Geneva Conventions, only work because they are reciprocal. As to the US not observing GC with terrorists: they are not from a country, they don't get diplomatic immunity, nor do the grant it. Exact same with GC: you observe it, or you people can be tortured."
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