"Relationships require hard work, but crushing is like sending your mind on spring break. #2: You Get A Tingly Feeling When You See Him: You know the way you get when your crush sits so close to you during the school assembly that you can practically see every single sexy blink of his eyes and every cute criggle of his mouth as he talks?"
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