"Then on Monday the team went shopping for souvenirs and I stayed at home for the morning to keep organizing the house. Then for lunch we went out to eat at a big restaurant called Carnivore. Carnivore is like Texas de Brazil where they come around and pour all kinds of meat on your plate. They have the standard chicken and beef options but also some exotic stuff like crocodile, ostrich, and ox balls. Of course when they brought around the ox balls I said no thanks I have already had ox balls for breakfastt"
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