a: Breaking up ~
b: tube of near finished toothpaste


"I feel like breaking up is like a tube of near finished toothpaste and you only have $2 left till payday. You have to squeeze that sucker and even snip off the end to scrape whatever is left from the tube until you are satisfied you got your moneys worth. Otherwise, you'll be wondering 'what if'. I realise that this all highly depends on how long you were dating and your reasons for calling it quits but still! I mean, the person who has seen parts of your anatomy that you can only see yourself after a few yoga classes and a handheld mirror is now just somebody that you used to know? It's fucking hard man."

Writer: Obnoxious Owl
Date: Jun 11 2014 6:07 PM

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