"As I have said before. American Democracy is like Marily Monroe, all Glitz and glamour, Platex support Bra's and Panty Girdles, but strip it down and all you've got is an Obese Junkie that everybody wants to sleep with, but nobody wants to Marry."
Feel free to be the first
Please review the linked page for context.
If you can think of something better than this,
please add it to the database