"The Alkali Metal is like the Kardashian family. They are both shinny, can not picture a Kardashian without make-up and touch-ups. They both can conduct heat. Kardashians bring heat into family arguments all the time. When put in public, Kardashians can cause media explosions the same way water and alkali metals do when exposed to water."
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