"Turkey is currently the left testicle of NATO which is playing host to a massive malignant tumor. Sure, you want to keep your left testicle, but when it becomes so much of a problem that you'd be better off without it (buying oil from ISIS and supporting them covertly, among many other problem) then it is time to cut it off."
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